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‘Novaxx’ Djokovic teaches us IRONY
Josef Essberger
Can’t make this up: ‘Peak irony’ in Novak Djokovic shot of the day

Staying motivated! How do you achieve your goals and stay focused?
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Share strategies and advice on how to maintain motivation and concentration

Books OR movies? Which form of storytelling captivates you more?
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Compare and contrast your preferences between reading books and watching movies

How important is family in your culture?
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Do people place more emphasis on home or work?

What is your favourite type of music?
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What genre resonates with you the most?

How do you usually spend your weekends?
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What do you do in your free time?

What are your favourite hobbies?
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What makes you happy outside of work?

Electric car
Editor
A simple cartoon

mourning vs morning
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Mourning is a time of grief; morning is a time of day

Standing Ovation
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They say that no dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished’

Why is a 2021 Climate Change Conference Called COP26?
Josef Essberger
How can COP stand for Climate Change Conference?

Hypocrisy Unmasked?
Josef Essberger
How low can politicians go?

2021 or 1984?
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Lukas Lion ain’t too sure

What is Science?
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Carl Sagan’s warning about democracy, science and technology

Eric Clapton – This Has Gotta Stop
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Legendary rocker Eric Clapton’s latest song following severe reactions to his first and second Covid-19 jabs – with lyrics

One by one
Josef Essberger
Everything goes full circle sooner or later

Phrasal Verb: GET OUT
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How to use the phrasal verb GET OUT in the imperative

Who are these three and what are they up to?
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What’s the backstory here?

Mortal, Immortal or Eternal?
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The dream of immortality haunts the barons of Big Tech today.

From Whitewash to Greenwash
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GREENWASHING is a fairly recent idea – deliberately making a company’s products and activities look “greener” than they really are. Classic public relations BS!

January 20, 2021 a Special Day for USA
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Why 20 January 2021 is a rare and special day in the USA

My New Year’s Resolution for 2021
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What have you resolved to do?

Tomorrow is Another Year
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What will it bring?

Discuss: Hard to say “No”?
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Why can’t you say “N.O”?

The Metro
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The discovery of a body in the Paris Metro early one morning was not particularly unusual. That it was headless sent a frisson through the sixth arrondissement, but the incident went unnoticed outside Paris. Yet there was clearly something strange about the case. It was hardly as though the body had been decapitated to frustrate identification, […]

Mayday – international distress signal
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The meaning of Mayday in international communications and how it came to be

PANdemics and Other PANs
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PANdemic, PANorama, PAN-American and more

The Monkey’s Disgrace
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Human evolution from a monkey perspective

Get it?
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get [something] (verb): receive, contract (a disease); understand – and many more meanings

The Queen’s Coronavirus broadcast: ‘We will meet again’
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HM Queen Elizabeth II and wartime singer Vera Lynn

Stuck at home?
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Here’s something you could do if you’re stuck at home, in a single room.

To panic, or not to panic? That is the question
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What do YOU think?^^

Farewell to Holland
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2020 should lay to rest the qualms of many English-speaking people over the exact name of that European country between Belgium and the North Sea—the one that’s famous for being low and flat (below sea-level in places) and for growing tulips. Is it Holland? Or Netherlands (or maybe “the Netherlands”)? We know they speak Dutch, […]

Santa Comes a Cropper
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Santa (proper noun): short for Santa Claus; another term for Father Christmas to come a cropper: (informal British idiom) fall heavily; suffer a disaster

Filler Phrases that Give You Time
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The fact of the matter is that sometimes you need time to think.

English to remain official EU language
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EU diplomats have decided to keep English as an official and working EU language. So even if the home of English goes, the language of English will stay

A Light-Year is a Measure of Distance, not Time
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Superb demo by NASA

What’s your New Year’s Resolution 2019?
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What do you promise yourself this coming year?

Queen’s English
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How it’s spoken…

Should Facebook control what art you see?
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Should Zuckerbug censor your culture?

I am not a number
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The Prisoner lets rip

Discuss: How would you give away $1,000,000?
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You get lucky. What do you do?

Discuss: Where would you go?
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The world is your oyster

Discuss: Do you believe in ghosts? Would you sleep in a haunted house?
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👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

Discuss: Can you give me some money to buy a train ticket—please?
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Can you spare a dime?

Non-Smoking Flight
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Superlistening – The BUWOG Affair
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Super squeaky-clean Europe

Nothing New in Fake News
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Fake news has been a weapon of war among other things for millennia.

Emancipated Marionette
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Picture by my talented Viennese cousin Univ. Prof. Dr. Peter Heilig, who writes: Marionette (from the French meaning little Mary): We all function sometimes like marionettes—under the control of a marionettist. Depicted: emancipated marionette—free from control, free from bondage, free from any influence—just free—on its own… marionette (noun): puppet controlled by strings function (verb): work, operate […]

Your own personal staff. Which will you choose?
Josef Essberger
That’s the life!