ESL Jokes : Medium

• Apples
• Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
• Why do bees hum?
• Difference between capitalism and communism
• How do you count a herd of cattle?
• Why do cows have bells?
• Why was the crab sent to prison?
• Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
• Dirty Coffee
• Why so Dumb?
• Eskimos
• What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?
• Why are married women heavier than single women?
• What animal can jump higher than a house?
• Why shouldn't you put the letter 'M' into the refrigerator?
• Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?
• Not my job...
• How do you cut the ocean in half?
• What's the definition of a pessimist?
• Deadly Poison
• The Importance of Punctuation
• Steel and Iron
• Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
• Why do we have two eyes, two ears and only one mouth?
• What do you call a foreign object in a chip pan?
• What four animals does a woman need in her life?