Slang Quiz: Insulting 5

1. dag - If someone is often called a dag, they are probably: a) an unfashionable Australian b) a bad-tempered American c) a dirty Englishman

2. dork - A young person who is called a dork is probably: a) good at sports b) not good at relating to people c) clever at maths and science

3. freak - Joe said he saw all these freaks with strange hair-styles, tattoos and pierced noses and lips at the: a) accountant's convention b) punk music concert c) old folk's home

4. goose (1) - We went to a restaurant last night and the waiter was such a goose. He was: a) very helpful b) really fat c) so forgetful

5. lardass - People started calling Benny a lardass when he began to: a) work in a lard factory b) put on a lot of weight c) take dance lessons

6. nut | nutter - A person could be called a nut or a nutter if they: a) love eating nuts b) have lots of lovers c) behave strangely

7. sicko - People are called "sickos" if they are: a) often sick b) medical professionals c) extremely cruel and sadistic

8. tight-ass - A person who's often called a "tight-ass" is probably: a) very rich b) really mean c) quite generous

9. wanker - Michael gets called a wanker because he sometimes seems to think that he's: a) better than other people b) dumber than other people c) funnier than other people

10. zero - Someone might be called a zero if they have: a) done very little in life b) done a great deal in life c) saved no money in life